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Reindeer Jokes 2
What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
"Horn"-aments!
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?
Because he didn't want to be recognised!
How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a "rain"-deer!
Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet!
When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
When its a baby reindeer!
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!
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