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Christmas Jokes 2
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas?
Fleas Navidog!
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe!
What squeaks and is scary?
The Ghost of Christmouse Past!
What do you call a cat on a beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claws!
What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin!
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
Where do polar bears go to vote?
At the North Poll
What do sheep say to Santa?
Seasons bleatings!
What do you call a penguin wearing ear muffs?
Anything, he can't hear you!
Who delivers Christmas presents to pets?
Santa Paws
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